tenzin: good morning, everyo--
tenzin: Meelo!! What is that in your mouth!!
tenzin: Korra, why is Meelo-- KORRA? WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU TRYING TO COOK? WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION?
tenzin: HONEY, WHERE'S-- JINORA! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR MOTHER'S STASH OF BOOKS IMMEDIATELY!! DON'T HELP HER REACH THE STASH, BOLIN! IT'S ON A HIGH SHELF FOR A REASO--
tenzin: IKKI! PUT THAT CUP OF LECHEE JUICE DOWN RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME I WILL-- DON'T SPILL IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!
tenzin: NOW I NEED A MOP FROM THE THE CLO-- MAKO? ASAMI? WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HERE? THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUS--
tenzin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR WATER BROKE, WOMAN?
tenzin: IT'S ONLY THE FIRST MORNING
tenzin: THE FIRST MORNING!!
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
I strongly believe that Asami should race around on a custom Sato bike she builds while Korra sits behind her shooting fireballs as they battle Equalists through the streets of Republic City.
Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.
This is the best idea ever.






