love you, by :*

i swear in that moment we were [-∞,∞]

You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?

optimousprime:

takeyawn:

mind so fucked

omg. let me be a nerd.

the breakdown of the cash is 100 = 97 (shirt) + 1 (dad) + 1(mom) + 1(you).

100 (what you owe) - 2 (what you gave back) = 98 (what you now owe)

it doesn’t make sense adding what you owe (98) with cash (1). 99 doesn’t represent anything. It’s not the total cash since 98 is not cash. what’s correct is your mom has 1, your dad has 1 and you have 1. Where’s the 97? the shirt.

9gag:

Euclids on the block

WHAT THE HELL, KID

fuckyeahmath:

How my friend asked me to prom in calculus. I must admit, it was a good idea. I had fun doing it, but I was embarrassed because I forgot how to find horizontal asymptotes using limits. :x

hurray for math :-B

pwnator:

katielikely:

It takes a little effort, but as a math nerd, I can definitely appreciate it hahaa. :]

HOMEWORK SUCKS

Introducing my blockmate Jasmine (aka Jing). This is what happens when two ME majors have a chat about love.

whatisthosecrazy:

Jing: Busy pala sa love life eh!
Me: Love life ko non-existent eh. DNE. (does not exist)
Jing: OMG, MATH! Is he like an asymptote? No matter how close you two get, you’ll never meet?
Me: Parallel lines…never intertwine. Or intersecting lines…meet once then drift apart. Haha, tama na nga, pati ba naman dito ang sad ng Math.
Jing: Baka naman if you get close enough, you can take the limit. Then, you’ll be together na!
Me: Or or OR, sine/cosine waves. They always meet.
Jing: Or or or! Baka naman you’re in his graph of 1-sinx.
Me: Yuck, we’re talking about Math. We’re associating LOVE with MATH. Love and Math should not be in the same sentence…unless there’s a “don’t” before “love”.
Jing: Nagsimula kasi sa DNE eh…

amputa. sumobra na nung sinabi yung asymptote

screamwiththevoiceofanangel:

jenesis-genevieve:

lol only true tumblr users would understand why this is amazing :)

idol

Calculus!

pwnator:

9gag:

Where is the other dollar?

This is just stupid. Each man didn’t pay $9. They paid $10 and received $1 each.

($30-$5) + ($5-$3) + $3 = $30.

lrn2math

what he said ^